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"I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out."
--Sarah Palin, referring to a department that does not exist while attempting to explain why as president she wouldn't be subjected to the same ethics investigations that compelled her to resign as governor of Alaska, ABC News interview, July 7, 2009